KILL ZE PIGGY!



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Oh, the horror of cannibalism! XD

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Little girl getting hit by a pillow

Oh gosh. Ryan [my supposed cousin] had his Korean cousin film as he hit this little girl with a pillow. Haha. Somehow, even with the cruelty of this video clip, I cannot stopp but laughing! Holy shit. lol.

I am NOT pangit: I am so smart..
I am NOT pangit: I am so smart..
I am NOT pangit: SMRT
I am NOT pangit: I mean
I am NOT pangit: SMART
I am NOT pangit: XD
KOREANGENIUS12: ...
KOREANGENIUS12: LOL
KOREANGENIUS12: smart or insane....
KOREANGENIUS12: i argue the latter
I am NOT pangit: lol
KOREANGENIUS12: theres a veeerrryyy fine line
KOREANGENIUS12: so mwah!
KOREANGENIUS12: lol
KOREANGENIUS12: hey...
I am NOT pangit: almost as fine as your intelligence?
I am NOT pangit: :D
I am NOT pangit: it must be very thin then
I am NOT pangit: :D
I am NOT pangit: har har har har <3
KOREANGENIUS12: fine as in swelll
KOREANGENIUS12: lllll
KOREANGENIUS12: lllll
KOREANGENIUS12: but not as in blowing up
I am NOT pangit: haha
KOREANGENIUS12: omg
KOREANGENIUS12: too many
KOREANGENIUS12: i hate the fact that i;m over anylitical
KOREANGENIUS12: why can't i just see normal things
KOREANGENIUS12: instead of wandering into my own little world of thought... and critisize people for not seeing it
KOREANGENIUS12: how strange...
I am NOT pangit: you what what?
KOREANGENIUS12: nm
I am NOT pangit: omg
I am NOT pangit: you are so wierd
KOREANGENIUS12: i was thinking aloud
KOREANGENIUS12: and i agree
I am NOT pangit: lol
KOREANGENIUS12: but you are the queen of WEIR
I am NOT pangit: hahaha
KOREANGENIUS12: as my mom puts it
I am NOT pangit: WEIR
KOREANGENIUS12: you are WIER!!!
I am NOT pangit: XD
KOREANGENIUS12: You-ah Are-eh WEIR!!
KOREANGENIUS12: LOL
KOREANGENIUS12: i'm so bad
I am NOT pangit: omg
I am NOT pangit: that reminds me of my old boss from the pretzel maker
I am NOT pangit: freaking
KOREANGENIUS12: haha
I am NOT pangit: she was the BIGGEST chinese fob ever
I am NOT pangit: x_o;
I am NOT pangit: she would be all yelling at me..
I am NOT pangit: and i would be confused
I am NOT pangit: cuz i didn't' know what she was saying
I am NOT pangit: so she wouldl yell more
I am NOT pangit: lol
KOREANGENIUS12: weir
KOREANGENIUS12: we should make up some inside slang
KOREANGENIUS12: i mean... i'll call you mi chuh
KOREANGENIUS12: and we say weir
I am NOT pangit: lol, okay
I am NOT pangit: i'll call you hooony-hooooooon
I am NOT pangit: i'll howl when I say it, too
I am NOT pangit: XD
KOREANGENIUS12: ehh?
KOREANGENIUS12: just HOOOOOOONIIIEEE
I am NOT pangit: OKAY FINE YOU WIER-O
KOREANGENIUS12: ok Sutupid-uh
I am NOT pangit: MEH.
KOREANGENIUS12: SOOH TOOH PIDU
KOREANGENIUS12: as elena's mom put it

BiShonen 81: hmm, i notice christina's not in the dance crew picture
BiShonen 81: i wonder why
BiShonen 81: *whistles*
I am NOT pangit: -_-;;;;
I am NOT pangit: she was outside, having phone sex with her boyfriend

Lorraine sent me some of the pictures from Friday and Saturday today. This is probably only 5 percent of the pictures we took.... damnit, I want all of them. I'll just keep bugging Lorraine until she sends every single picture that we took on those days. :D



LiEk WHUT.



I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN.



How would you like to die today?



This was when Ashley and I were doing an experimentation with Lorraine's camera. We were to move around like crazy, our legs and our arms along with our faces and our heads, to test the ability of her camera. We wanted to see if the picture would come out blurry, or perfect. To our good luck, the camera took a still-picture of the two of us. Fucking comedy gold.



We did the same thing with this picture. Unfortunately, we weren't smart enough to figure out that Lorrain'es super duper expensive camera will take a perfect picture of us no matter what---if we were falling from a building, or just simply being dumbasses in her house. It will always take still pictures. But noooooo, we didn't listen. We had to take it again. XD

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I am not responsible for any seizures from viewing [most of] these pictures of idiocy. Please consult your local psychiatrist for help if your mental stupidity increases, or your basic physical therapist for help if you received whip-lash from being shocked too fast because of these horrific images.

I can't stop listening to Norah Jone's "Don't Know Why". I first saw this music video a loooong ass time ago, back when MTV probably didn't even know about her and only VH1 was showing her music video. But yeah, once the "important" people of show business see and listen to something great, that's when everyone in the entire world gets obsessed. I bet you no one even knew who Norah Jones was before this year's Grammys occured. It's pretty sad.

I love Norah Jones.

"Don't Know Why"

I waited 'til I saw the sun
I don't know why I didn't come
I left you by the house of fun
I don't know why I didn't come
I don't know why I didn't come

When I saw the break of day
I wished that I could fly away
Instead of kneeling in the sand
Catching teardrops in my hand

My heart is drenched in wine
But you'll be on my mind
Forever

Out across the endless sea
I would die in ecstasy
But I'll be a bag of bones
Driving down the road along

My heart is drenched in wine
But you'll be on my mind
Forever

Something has to make you run
I don't know why I didn't come
I feel as empty as a drum
I don't know why I didn't come
I don't know why I didn't come
I don't know why I didn't come



Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Dear President Bush:

As leader of the United States of America, and a Yale graduate, I'm sure you've heard of the important resource known as the thesaurus. It comes in hardcover and paperback, and is available at most bookstores, Wal-Mart, and most major airports -- including those in Texas.

The one that I recently ordered off of amazon.com cost around $11, which is nothing relative to the money you're going to save under your proposed dividend tax cut.

Yet, despite this fact, you seem to have few other words to describe your adversaries other than 'evil'.

Here are some suggestions: angry, atrocious, bad, baneful, base, beastly, bitchy, black, calamitous, corrupt, damnable, depraved, destructive, disastrous, execrable, flagitious, foul, harmful, hateful, heinous, hideous, iniquitous, injurious, loathsome, low, maleficent, malevolent, malicious, malignant, nefarious, no good, obscene, offensive, pernicious, poison, rancorous, reprobate, repugnant, repulsive, revolting, sinful, spiteful, stinking, ugly, unpleasant, unpropitious, vicious, vile, villainous, wicked, wrathful, and wrong (as an adjective), or affliction, baseness, blow, calamity, catastrophe, corruption, crime, criminality, curse, debauchery, depravity, devilry, diabolism, disaster, harm, hatred, heinousness, hurt, ill, impiety, indecency, infamy, iniquity, injury, knavery, lewdness, licentiousness, looseness, malevolence, malignity, meanness, mischief, misery, misfortune, obscenity, outrage, pain, perversity, ruin, sin, sinfulness, sorrow, suffering, turpitude, vice, viciousness, vileness, villainy, wickedness, woe, wrong, and wrongdoing (as a noun).

Try to mix it up sometime. How about 'axis of wickedness', or 'ill-doers'? It will make you seem more articulate!

Yours truly,

Fiend

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Now that I have my chores finished, I can finally blog without having the feeling that my mom will bust open the door and start yelling and throwing things, complaining how I want her to die just because I didn't clean the house. My mom is so neurotic sometimes. Anywho, this gives me some time to make up for being too lazy/busy to blog.

Monday

Wow, I still don't have my schedule memorized after four weeks into the semester. Today, I forgot that I had Health and Fitness--and almost went into my health class. [F.Y.I., Health and Health & Fitness are two different classes. Health teaches about drugs, eating good, sex, and emotional crap. Health and Fitness is a P.E. class, where we are currently doing yoga] So yeah, I had to yet again borrow Lorraine's spare towel and sweatpants.

Yaddy yaddy yadda, walked home, ate, exercised and ran up and down my street's block so that I wouldn't get all un-fit.

Tuesday

We finally turned in our final drafts for our personal essays today. I made some changes and probably only took out about a paragraph.

I found out that I got an A- in the Health test last Friday. I didn't study at all, missed two class [missing two day's worth of lectures was like skipping a third of the test] and I still got an A. I guessed throughout the whole thing, and towards the last two sections [the parts in which I missed], I just put a little note to the side that said, "Mr Adams--I'm sorry I missed two of your classes and your wonderfull lectures, but I did my best answering these questions that you worked so hard on" Haha. He fell for it, too and only took out two points from the whole 20.

I am the coolest person in the entire world.

After school, I went to the bakery with Melinda and got a whole bunch of food. We bought a box of doughnuts, some raspberry cake thing, a box of cookies, some bread, pizza crust so that we could make pizza later on and something else. Everything there is so cheap... it all came out to only over 9 dollars. After that, Mel asked me if I wanted to go to her house to do homework, so I did. We through Green Acres [my Elementary school], sat down on the metal benches and Melinda ate her sandwitch while I had some cookies. It started sprinkling a little bit, so we decided to leave. Then... it started pouring, so we started walking a little bit faster, until we saw Melinda's dad. He gave us a ride to her house and when we got there, Melinda made some hot chai. We hung out for a bit, made home-made pizza with Filipino cheese [the best kind!], and three other kinds of cheese along with the string cheese that Melinda had in her fridge. It was hard grinding the string cheese. I almost grinded my own fingers. x_o;

Today

Nothing really happened today. Health and Fitness was more fun than usual, because I was being more of a dork than usual with my friend, Tori. When we were doing one of our rising-up-the-hips-while-lying-down asana [pose], Tori and I were competing on who could lift their hips the highest. I think I won. We were just laughing the whole time and it was refreshing. Of course, a good laugh and a good stretch is always refreshing. =D Tori seems like a really cool person, and I think that she's the next person that I will start getting close to. But that's what I saida bout Christina, too. I thought she was a really nice person until I got to know the real her and HATED IT.

Tori reminds me of Kate Winselet from Titanic. She got a little annoyed/offended when I told her that, saying that she wasn't British. Umm. I didn't think she was British. She is actually half Portugese and Irish.

I didn't really do anything in Art today. I helped this kid named Alex with Photoshop because he looked really pathetic getting all annoyed by the Mac in our classroom and his whining was annoying me a bit. After helping him, I got side-tracked from my work because Ashley started talking to be and chatting more and more to the point when I forgot everything about my work and started browsing about the net, looking at random pictures of Al Pacino, The Godfather, the kid from Karate Kid and other random crap. Towards the end of the classroom, we were playing around with the Online language translations and looking up what 'penis' was in French. Today, I found out that my last name, Alba, ment dawn in Italian.

Holy shit, I haven't been online for almost a week. Well yeah, too much shit [not neccesarilly bad] happened, and I'm too lazy to track back all the way from Saturday. *thinks for a minute* Okay, fine I will. -_-;

Saturday - Lorraine's birthday party

Lorraine wanted to borrow some of my dance CDs for her party, so we decided that I should go to her house at around 12 or something so she could burn my CDs. So yeah.. I get there late noon, and yeah. I walked in, greeted Lorraine and headed to her room. On my way to her room, I saw Ed in Lexer's [Lorraine's brother] room. I said, "Hey look, it's pangit!" I look past him... and this guy that was sitting on the floor looked back. AHEM. Guess who it was?

Vincent.

UGH. After I realized who it was, I horrifically said aloud, "Ahh!" with a disgusted and very rude tone. I felt a little bad... but yeah. I was just expressing what I felt inside. =X Derm... if you have been reading my blog ever since the very beginning when I first started blogging [which is about over a year ago], you would know what I was talking about. Yes, Vincent and I kind of have a little 'history' but I REALLY don't want to get into that right now, for it makes me cringe everytime I think about it.

Anywho. So yeah, I hang out at Lorraine's room for a while. I went online, checked my e-mail, you know the drill. While I was doing that, A LOT of things were going wrong. First of all, Chris says he's in San Jose and that he might not make it. Of course, everyone knows that he ends up NOT going, in which Lorraine had to find a replacement speaker for him. THEN, Aramis calls at the last minute and says that he's stuck in Campbell, because he got pulled over on his way to 7-11 by the cops because he was speeding or something. That really pissed Lorraine off. On top of that, Lorraine's mom kept on yelling at her for random shit like having her take pictures of her birthday dress [which looks a lot like a wedding dress, especially with her birthday vail thing] while she was worrying how she was going to replace Chris and Aramis, while worrying about how she was going to get to the place where the party was going to be held, while worrying about where her dad was, while worrying about how if the place where the party was going to be held will be open in time. Blagh. It was a scary sight, I tell you. She looked like one of those Bride-zillas. Freaking SCARE.

Blah blah blah blah.

Lorraine's dad finally gets back home and starts putting all the food in the truck. He hurries Lorraine and I in the truck and drives us off to the party place majiger. Ed's dad follows with their Korean friend [Err.. forgot his name], Vincent *cringe* and Aaron. On the way, Lorraine and I realized that the tops of some of the food was comming off, because the truck that Lorraine's dad was using was open-roofed in the back [It was one of those white pick-up trucks so yeah duh]. Holy shit, we got all sad because the devil's eggs that we had made a few days earlier was all ruined. *ahem* I had to go to the rescue. When we got off the freeway, I opened the small window, crawled through it, and saved the devil's food eggymabob. Ed and everyone in the car behind us were all laughing. ;_; And I was all scared that my butt would get all stuck and Lorraine's dad would have to pull over and helpt me out or something. XD

We get there, start decorating a little bit and I waited for everyone else to come. Our whole 'dance team' [which consisted of Me, Lorraine, Ashley, Christina and Stephanie] got there, and we started putting the little paper decoration things. Stephanie and I ditched the decoration of the room, and went to the playground twice before the party really started. La La La... blah blah blah.... after Debbie and a few other people from our school arrived, we decided to practice our routine since the decorations were over one last time, so we could get used to the space provided for our dance routine.

After practicing our routine and skipping over other crap, the party started. They had a blessing, and we ate food. After that, the 16 people had their speeches while each giving Lorraine a rose. Almost everyone was practically WHISPERING their speeches, and towards the end, everyone from the crowd just started talkign altogether and didnt' even listen to the last of the speeches. Oh well... sorry Lorraine ^^;;.

Blah blah blah..... insignificant stuff.... Ed's 'dance team' goes on! It consisted of Ed, their Korean friend and Vincent. Their routine was really cool and I liked it. Bleh. Afterwards, it was our turn to do our routine. Holy shit, I almost slipped like three times because of those shitty mcfiggy long ass pants. Blah. Oh well... Melinda's mom said that I was the only one dancing? wtf? I could understand if she said that Christina and Ashley weren't even trying, but I think Lorraine and Steph did pretty well.

Blah blah blah.... the sixteen candle people go up and they each make a little speech thing for Lorraine, while putting a candle onto the cake, and wheee! The ceremonies are over! It was free-dance time after that. Sadly, I was the only young person that was dancing.... that's a girl anyway. The people from out of town [Ed and his group] were dancing and Lorraine's brother did a routine thing which consisted of the beginning routine of H.O.T.'s "We Are the Future" and raving for the rest of the song[s]. It was quite comedical. People were all looking at me wierd when I started laughing after Lexer started raving. Hahahahahahahahahaha. I am the coolest.

After that, the party finally got to start. All of the 'young people' went outside and they all sorrounded the PS2 that Lexer brought. All the guys were playing DDR and Tekken, while the girls and the other guys mingled. A lot of talking occured, not a single dull moment. We played tag for a while, but most of the people were too lazy to run around, so we made up a new game called "the no running tag". We would just sorround each other and tag each other without moving our feet. Fun.

After a while, I see that Frankie along with Rebecca Alvarez, Lisa and Ashley were going off somewhere. I thought they were going home, so i stopped them and asked where they were going. They said they were just going to the baseball field and hang out. I was kind of stupid and didn't realize what they were about to go do, so I tagged along. On the walk there, I realized what they were planning on doing well... because they told me. Hahahahahaha. I'm so stupid. They told me that they took some coronas and they were going to drink it. I got a little disturbed and said, "Oh God". Then I started talking how at everyone's party, a group of people would always leave to get high or drunk. It happened in Melinda's party last year, and she didn't even know. I don't think I told her. But yeah, I really didn't want to tell Lorraine because Ashley told me, so I didn't. I almost did, though. ^^;;;

They asked me if I wanted some of their beer, but I said no. I don't do that shit. I have never tried alchohol or smoking ANYTHING ever in my entire like, nor do I plan to. Sure, I hang around people that do and I watch them do it, but just becayse they are doing it, doesn't mean I'm going to be all tempted and start doing it myself. Hell mother fucking no.

So yeah, I get back to the party and Steph and a couple of other people asked where we went. I didn't want to say anything, so I kind of murmured some jibberish just so that they would stop asking. Blah blah blah.... more hanging out... wheee! The party has gone to end. It was around 10:30 or something, and Ashley got REALLY drunk. You could smell it in her breath, and you could definitely tell by how she was acting. Right before the adults took the cooler away, Ashley and Frankie snuck some more beers and asked if anyone else wanted t go join them. Stephanie went along and when she came back, I was really suprised to find out that she had some beer. I didn't think she was like that, so umm. Okay.

Anywho.... everyone goes home, lalalalala, Stephanie gives me a ride, lalalallaala, and yeah. A LOT of pictures were taken on Friday night and the entire Saturday experience, and the minute Lorraine and Ryan send me those pictures, I'll upload them up for show. Okay.. I really have to go clean now. Late.